Soooo...just like, out of curiosity. Have you ever, just, like, you know, sprinkled some salt on your head? I know, sounds dumb, but like, actually, have you tried it? No really. You should try it. Do it. I'm definitely not going to eat you. Do it. Salt. On your head. Now.

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