"I was not born to work, retire, and die. I was born to brood, wear a lot of black, and eventually become a feared poltergeist." - Boredwalk

This funny goth notebook makes a great gift for the horror fan in your life. Our original quote is paired with skeletons and bats for that perfect spooky vibe. It's a notebook even the grim reaper would approve of. Suggested uses: Warding off unwelcome chitchat Meeting notes — keep your co-workers on their toes Keep track of scores on game night Morning pages — makes a great gift for a writer.

Product Features:
-Sturdy 260 lb stock front and back cover
-Wire-O binding for 360 degree page turns that lay flat
-Measures 5.5 x 8.5 inches
-Made in the USA
-Not available on Amazon
-160 pages (80 sheets) — college ruled Totally 100% analog — no need to worry about passwords, 2 factor authentication or passwords to protect the contents of this notebook, it's completely un-hackable.
-Perfect for jotting down top secret plans.