Cardigan - Sea Slugged Out

once again my beautiful mind is caged in this damn company. they told me i couldn't name this cardigan the "Sea Slugs Me Off Cardigan" cause it was too inappropriate and we have to keep that sort of thing contained to the product descriptions only. it's BULLSHIT

* Material: 35% Viscose, 20% Cotton, 25% Polyester, 20% Nylon

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