Hold me closer tiny soooooft serve! Count the sprinkles on your... face! Nope, I just can't get these song lyrics to fully express the frigid delicacy of this frigid delicacy. No 1970's crooner, no matter how soulful, could ever capture the majesty of a dairy product that's been partially frozen and piped into a thin dried waffle in a cup shape. You deserve it! You've had a busy day today! (Editors note: No one under 30 is going to get the musical references here. I'm cool with it.)
